Caught up in the Spirit Part 1

Hello! Happy all Hallows Eve.

It's been a while since I stopped by to share, but it seemed like a proper time to throw up some content that I've been collecting throughout the last month.

I still travel for work, but just within the borders of Virginia mostly. I see a lot of things, both ordinary and extraordinary.

I recently found something spooky on one of my adventures. I'm going to tell you about it, and show you some pictures I took. But before I can do that, I must do this...

On the lighter side of life, it's time for:

Random Chicken Moments.

As I was driving through New Market, I saw this magnificent Rooster, and his rooster rampart watching over route 211.

Rumor Has It..... He's the most advanced Chicken A.I. on the planet, sent back from the future, with a chicken vengeance.

Don't underestimate him! He's not just a bucket of chi..... Opps err of bolts.

Many are under the suspicion that he's actually a robot from the future. An A.I sent to destroy all poultry farmers and the underscores of their divisive minions, so that he, may once again, bring peace to chicken kind.

I've heard whispers that some people believe that this chicken and his brood have deep ties to the chicken illuminate. (Refer to figure 1). So, I promptly investigated these rumors because I know you're just as curious as I.

Yes, of course, you're welcome.

Eye See U (Figure1)

If the obscurity of the chicken Illuminati occult symbolism depicted in this gif leaves you scratching your head, you might be scratching too hard. But still, how I am making the connection between RC(Robo Chicken, as seen in figure none), with the super-secret, beyond classified, elitist organization, known as the Chicken Illuminati(Figure1), then you ought to take into account (Figure2 chickens is mer fun than 1).

Cryptic sign(Figure2 chickens is mer fun than 1)

To be completely honest, I still felt skeptical about what I was seeing and reading in this picture. Still just did not seem like enough evidence to substantiate the rumors.

I decided to take a closer look into the meaning of the phrase written on the super-secret sign shown in (Figure-2 chickens is mer fun than 1)

I got on my computer, entered the magic chicken words verbatim ("NOTHING TO SEE HERE. JUST IGNORE THE METAL CHICKEN. HE'S NOT FROM THE FUTURE. AND HE CERTAINLY IS NOT MACHINE SENT TO DESTROY." into my google search bar.

I thought to myself, "There is something awfully screwy about the way this phrase is formed. Oh well.". I scratch my head and thought deeply for a moment.

I pondered this and took a sip of coffee. I suddenly had the urge for some scrambled eggs, but I resisted, I didn't want to go too deeply into the coop.

I've known people that have gotten too obsessed, joined the group undercover, were taken under wing and indoctrinated into the pecking order, then were never heard from again. "That's not going to happen to me!" I thought to myself.

In a flash, I recalled the time Johnny(Former partner of mine, and well known for his chicken pecking inquiries at the Pico de Gallo) put on a chicken suit, drank of the holy chicken broth at an initiation ceremony and he totally flew the coop.

Tears began to well up, "I'm doing this for you, old friend." I took a deep breath, cleared my chicken chasing mind.

I couldn't let it distract me. I didn't want to lose my nerve. I came this far, I had to know why the chicken crossed the road, I had to be brave.

I reached for the mouse and clicked the first item displayed on the page, which turned out to be a Dead end link

Take a peek for yourself. It's like the Chicken Illuminati anticipated my every move, it was like they were watching me.

Nah, couldn't be.

But egads, it was a dead end clue.

Just when I thought I was getting somewhere in my search.

I decided to enhance the image, and that's when I saw it!

Chicken Illuminati (Proof)

Tattooed on RC's hiney, as plain as day, as plain as the beak... Err nose on my face. It was there the whole time. The yolk was on me...

The words read "If found please return to; The department of artificial intelligence and robo chicken sciences. Sincerely, the Chicken Illumianti."

And this gif was the confirmation I needed. I knew there was something odd about chicken kind. But I never imagined they might be involved with other groups.

It's times like these we need to keep our "Peeps" close... Okay, okay, enough with the bad puns.

Until next chicken time. Tata~